i dont buy it

Bro said he got a 100 on the test. I don't buy it. He probably cheated with a cheat sheet the size of a dictionary.

My mom said she didn't eat the whole cake. I don't buy it. I found cake crumbs in her hair.

My dog barked at a tree. I don't buy it. Trees don't talk back.

My friend said he ran a mile. I don't buy it. He was out of breath after walking to the fridge.

My teacher said she didn't eat the pizza. I don't buy it. Her shirt had cheese on it.

My little brother said he didn't draw on the wall. I don't buy it. There was a dinosaur there.

My dad said he didn't eat the last slice of pie. I don't buy it. He had pie crumbs on his face.

My sister said she didn't break my phone. I don't buy it. It was in pieces on the floor.

My dog said he didn't eat my homework. I don't buy it. He had paper on his nose.

My mom said she didn't eat my lunch. I don't buy it. My lunch was gone and there was mayo on her shirt.

My teacher said she didn't eat the cookies. I don't buy it. She had a cookie stuck to her chin.

My little brother said he didn't eat my sandwich. I don't buy it. There was bread on his head.

My friend said he didn't eat my pizza. I don't buy it. He had cheese in his hair.

My teacher said she didn't eat the cake. I don't buy it. She had frosting on her face.

My dog said he didn't eat my homework. I don't buy it. There was paper stuck to his tail.

My dad said he didn't eat my ice cream. I don't buy it. He had sprinkles in his beard.

My sister said she didn't eat my cookies. I don't buy it. She had a cookie in her hand.

My dog said he didn't eat my sandwich. I don't buy it. There was bread on his head.