i don't buy in bulk

I bought six bags of chips for $2. That’s not smart. I’ll eat them all and then feel sick.

Why would I buy a whole box of candy when I can just buy one and be happy?

I’m not buying 20 energy drinks just because they’re 50% off. I’ll crash later and blame you.

I saw a 12-pack of soda for $3. I said no. I only need one.

Why buy a whole bag of popcorn when I can just eat one and be full?

I saw a deal on toilet paper and I said, 'That’s for people who don’t know what they’re doing.'

I bought a pack of gum for $1. That’s enough. I don’t need 10 packs.

I saw a big bag of chips for $5. I said, 'No way. I’ll just eat one.'

I bought a whole case of water. That’s for people who are desperate.

I saw a huge bag of chips and I said, 'Nope. I’ll just eat one.'

I saw a 24-pack of soda and I said, 'That’s for people who need to crash.'

I bought a single bag of chips. That’s all I needed.

I saw a 12-pack of soda and I said, 'That’s for people who are desperate.'

I saw a big bag of candy and I said, 'Nope. I just want one.'

I bought a pack of gum. That’s enough for me.