I DONE SOILED MY BRITCHES

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You let your poop run free like a wild animal
My cousin ate three tacos and ran out like a coward.
I watched my dog do this after eating too many treats.
My brother did this during a math test and got sent to the principal's office.
2
You turned your pants into a toilet without asking
My friend did this during a dance party and everyone laughed at him.
I did this in the middle of a Zoom call and my mom yelled at me.
My dog did this when he saw the mailman.
3
You let your poop go like it was your final exam
My brother did this in the middle of a football game and got tackled by the coach.
I did this during a spelling bee and got disqualified.
My dog did this when he saw the vacuum.
4
You let your poop fly like it was a superhero
My friend did this in the middle of a karate class and got kicked out.
I did this during a pizza party and everyone made a mess.
My dog did this when he saw the neighbor's cat.
5
You turned your pants into a crime scene
My cousin did this during a science fair and got a D.
I did this in the middle of a video game and lost the level.
My dog did this when he saw the mail truck.
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You let your poop out like it was your last chance
My brother did this during a spelling test and got a zero.
I did this during a dance recital and everyone laughed.
My dog did this when he saw the vacuum.
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