I Done Sneeze

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When you lie about sneezing to say something mean or stupid to someone, and you make a fake sneeze so loud it sounds like a bull went through your nose, but you still say it so obvious it’s like you’re mocking them.
I done sneeze, and I’m telling you your hair looks like a dead raccoon.
I done sneeze, and I’m saying your math test was worse than my ex’s singing.
I done sneeze, and I’m telling you I’m going to beat you up next period.
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You fake a sneeze so you can say something mean, and you do it so bad it feels like you’re trying to convince the whole school you’re a monster.
I done sneeze, and I’m telling you your lunch was so bad I could smell it from the moon.
I done sneeze, and I’m saying your voice sounds like a goat with a broken radio.
I done sneeze, and I’m telling you I’m going to fail you in science.
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You say 'I done sneeze' like it’s a spell, then say something stupid or mean, and you do it so loud it wakes up the principal.
I done sneeze, and I’m telling you your essay was so bad it made my dog cry.
I done sneeze, and I’m saying your face looks like a pizza that got hit by a car.
I done sneeze, and I’m telling you I’m going to steal your snack.
4
You lie about sneezing so you can say something stupid or mean, and you do it so bad it feels like you’re trying to make the teacher cry.
I done sneeze, and I’m telling you your drawing looks like a confused blob.
I done sneeze, and I’m saying your math skills are worse than my grandma’s cooking.
I done sneeze, and I’m telling you I’m going to beat you up in the hallway.
5
You fake a sneeze to say something mean or stupid, and you do it so loud it feels like you’re trying to wake up the entire planet.
I done sneeze, and I’m telling you your essay was so bad it made my dog run away.
I done sneeze, and I’m saying your voice sounds like a goat with a broken radio.
I done sneeze, and I’m telling you I’m going to steal your snack and eat it in front of everyone.
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You lie about sneezing so you can say something mean, and you do it so obvious it’s like you’re making a fool out of yourself and the person you’re talking to.
I done sneeze, and I’m telling you your math test was worse than my ex’s singing.
I done sneeze, and I’m saying your hair looks like a dead raccoon.
I done sneeze, and I’m telling you I’m going to beat you up in the hallway.
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