i done goofed

I tried to text my mom and sent my ex a nude pic. i done goofed.

I spilled coffee on my boss’s laptop. i done goofed.

I told my crush I liked him and he said he liked me back. i done goofed.

I ate the whole cake before the party. i done goofed.

I told my teacher I was sick and then went to the mall. i done goofed.

I posted a photo of my dogﾛ in pajamas and called it my masterpiece. i done goofed.

I tried to cook dinner and set the kitchen on fire. i done goofed.

I texted my crush my ex’s number. i done goofed.

I wore my pants inside out to school. i done goofed.

I tried to do my math homework and wrote my essay instead. i done goofed.

I told my mom I was going to the store and stayed at my friend’s house for three days. i done goofed.

I wore socks with sandals to the prom. i done goofed.

I tried to impress my crush and told him I had a pet dragon. i done goofed.

I wore my shirt backwards to the job interview. i done goofed.

I told my teacher I had a doctor’s note and it was just a note from my dog. i done goofed.

I tried to play the piano and it sounded like a cat was being tortured. i done goofed.

I told my mom I was going to the park and went to the mall instead. i done goofed.

I tried to text my friend and sent a message to my dad’s boss. i done goofed.