i don' t plan to

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you're saying you ain't gonna do it, but you're still talking about it like it's your full-time job

Why are you even here if you don't plan to show up?

You said you weren't gonna eat the whole pizza, but now you're fighting me for the last slice.

You said you wouldn't text me back, but here you are, typing like a madman.

you're making a plan to not make a plan, and that's just sad

You said you don't plan to study, but you're still bringing your books to the park.

You told me you wouldn't come to the party, but you're here with a drink and a side eye.

You said you weren't gonna do your homework, but you're sitting at the table like you're in a school.

you're like a broken toaster, still trying to pop out bread even though you're not working

You said you weren't going to help me move, but now you're here with a duffel bag and a grudge.

You said you wouldn't come to the concert, but you're in the front row yelling at the band.

You said you weren't going to do your chores, but you're here cleaning like you're paid.