Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a fancy way of saying I do stupid stuff and you can’t stop me

I do what I do. You’re welcome.

I do what I do. Don’t @ me.

I do what I do. You’re not my mom.

2

a brag about how bad your choices are and how you don’t care

I do what I do. You’re not my problem.

I do what I do. You’re not my therapist.

I do what I do. You’re not my friend.

3

a lie you tell yourself when your actions are completely unreasonable

I do what I do. You’re not my coach.

I do what I do. You’re not my boss.

I do what I do. You’re not my parent.

4

a way to say I’m not going to fix my mistakes because I don’t want to

I do what I do. You’re not my hero.

I do what I do. You’re not my savior.

I do what I do. You’re not my miracle.

5

a way of saying I’m too dumb to think about better options

I do what I do. You’re not my genius.

I do what I do. You’re not my prophet.

I do what I do. You’re not my wizard.

6

a way of saying I’m too selfish to care about your feelings

I do what I do. You’re not my lover.

I do what I do. You’re not my partner.

I do what I do. You’re not my soulmate.