i do plasma

Fresh Trending

3 views · Added 2d ago · 6 definitions

When a broke person shows up at a plasma place and lets them suck out their blood for cash. It’s like selling body parts for fast food money.

I did plasma today because my rent is due and I can't afford to be poor anymore.

Plasma is my full-time job now. I’m basically a walking blood bank.

I did plasma twice this week. My body’s like a broke college kid.

A person goes to a plasma center and lets them take their blood plasma for money. It’s like working a side job where your body is the paycheck.

I did plasma again today because my coffee budget is dying.

Plasma is my second job. I'm literally paying for my life with my blood.

I did plasma because I needed money and my soul was on sale.

When someone goes to a plasma center and lets them drain their blood for cash. It’s like a desperate person begging for money from their veins.

I did plasma this morning because I needed money faster than I can get a paycheck.

Plasma is my life now. I’m like a walking blood bank with no savings.

I did plasma for the first time and my body is now a broke person.

When a person goes to a plasma center and lets them take their blood for money. It’s like a full-time job with no benefits and a lot of pain.

I did plasma today because my bank account is crying for help.

Plasma is my side hustle. I’m literally selling my blood for cash.

I did plasma again because I can’t afford to be rich.

When someone goes to a plasma center and lets them take their blood for cash. It’s like a broke person’s version of a paycheck.

I did plasma today because my paycheck was too slow.

I do plasma every week. I’m basically a walking blood bank.

Plasma is my way of getting money without working.

When a person goes to a plasma center and lets them take their blood for money. It’s like a broke person’s version of a side job with no fun.

I did plasma again today because my bank account is on life support.

I’m doing plasma because I can’t afford to be rich anymore.

Plasma is my life now. I’m like a walking blood bank with no soul.