I do not see actions

'I do not see actions' said so fast it sounded like 'I do not see actiONS' and I got a headache.

He said it five times in a row like he was trying to break a record and also my brain.

She said it so fast I thought she was trying to speak to a robot.

He said it so fast I thought he was trying to swallow a dictionary.

She said it like she was trying to talk and also cough up a hairball.

He said it so fast it sounded like he was talking through a straw and also a clogged toilet.

He said it so fast I thought the microwave was trying to talk back.

She said it like she was competing with a microwave and also a toaster.

He said it so fast it sounded like the microwave was trying to say it too.