i do not fuck

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A lazy way of saying you don't care and you're too tired to even finish your sentence
Bro, I do not fuck, I'm literally lying in bed with a bag of chips
Why are you talking to me like I'm your mom
I do not fuck, I just stared at the ceiling for 20 minutes
by Slangipedia 2d ago
2
When someone asks you something stupid and you just give them that face that screams 'I don't even know what you're talking about and I'm not fixing it'
Why do you think I'm wearing a hat at 3 PM
What the hell is this question
I do not fuck, I just looked at the clock and realized it was Monday
by Slangipedia 2d ago
3
When someone is being a pain in the ass and you just want to make them shut up so you can finally get some peace
I do not fuck, I just stared at him until he ran out of the room
Why is he still talking
I do not fuck, I just took a sip of my coffee and it was worth it
by Slangipedia 2d ago
4
When someone is being all touchy-feely and you're like 'Just let me be alone and stop hugging me like I'm your lost puppy'
I do not fuck, I just wanted to be left alone
Why are you hugging me like I'm your best friend
I do not fuck, I just wanted to finish my pizza
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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