I do not die if I pass away.

My grandpa passed away but he still texts me every day.

My mom said she's gonna die but she's just taking a nap.

I told my teacher I was dead and she believed me.

My dog died but he still barks at my brother.

My uncle passed away but he still borrows my car.

My cousin said she was dead but she just forgot her password.

My dad passed away but he still checks my homework.

My aunt said she was dead but she just took a lunch break.

My brother said he was dead but he just went to the mall.