I DO apologize

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I do apologize means I’m not apologizing and I hate your guts.

I DO apologize for the explosion in your living room.

I DO apologize for the fact that your dog now has three legs.

I DO apologize for the fact that your life is now a disaster.

When a company says I DO apologize, they’re really saying I don’t care and I’m eating a burger.

I DO apologize for the delay, I was busy eating a burger and watching cat videos.

I DO apologize for the mistake, I was too busy texting my ex.

I DO apologize for the mess, I was too busy being lazy.

I do apologize is like a middle finger wrapped in a joke.

I DO apologize for the fact that your life is ruined.

I DO apologize for the fact that your account is now bankrupt.

I DO apologize for the fact that your day just got worse.