I didn't sign up for this!

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When life gives you a pile of crap and you didn't agree to eat it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
'I didn't sign up for this!' he yelled as his boss handed him a second job.
'I didn't sign up for this!' she texted her friend after getting stuck in traffic for three hours.
'I didn't sign up for this!' he said when his pet parrot started talking back to him.
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A loud cry from someone who is too scared to admit they were stupid.
'I didn't sign up for this!' he shouted after joining a cult.
'I didn't sign up for this!' she said after agreeing to be a human statue for a week.
'I didn't sign up for this!' he muttered when his ex came back with a new boyfriend.
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What you yell when you realize your problems just got a whole lot worse.
'I didn't sign up for this!' he said when his car broke down in the middle of the desert.
'I didn't sign up for this!' she cried after finding out her dog ate her homework.
'I didn't sign up for this!' he yelled when his mom showed up at his college dorm with a suitcase.
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A fancy way of saying you're getting the worst deal ever and you're not happy about it.
'I didn't sign up for this!' he said after paying $100 for a single slice of pizza.
'I didn't sign up for this!' she texted her brother after he asked her to babysit five kids.
'I didn't sign up for this!' he yelled when his job turned into a 24/7 circus.
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A scream of rage from someone who was promised something easy but got something impossible.
'I didn't sign up for this!' he said after his teacher gave him a 50-page essay on Monday.
'I didn't sign up for this!' she yelled when her friend asked her to be a bridesmaid for three weddings.
'I didn't sign up for this!' he cried when his dog ran away with his entire sock collection.
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