I didn't say that

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A joke that’s so stupid it can be used anywhere, like on a toilet, in a jail, or during a math test.

I didn’t say that, I just said I didn’t say that.

I didn’t say that, I said it in a different language.

I didn’t say that, I said it in a dream.

This is like the worst banana addiction story ever, and it’s also the saddest hospital drama you’ll ever see.

He ate so many bananas he turned orange and started talking to fruit.

He got a banana tattoo and now he hates oranges.

He tried to run away from the hospital and tripped on a banana peel.

You’re a dumbass who can’t tell the difference between someone’s words and your own dumb head.

I didn’t say demons, I said donuts.

I didn’t say that, I said it in a different dimension.

I didn’t say that, I said it in a dream that wasn’t even mine.