i didn't get any letters about it

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You did something so stupid nobody even bothered to write you a letter about it.
I peed in the pool and no one said anything.
I told the principal his pants were on fire and he just smiled.
I ate the entire lunchroom cookie jar and no one yelled.
2
You messed up so bad nobody had the energy to yell at you.
I ran through the hallway screaming about aliens and nobody stopped me.
I threw my math test at the teacher and she just sighed.
I tried to explain my dog's taxes and no one cared.
3
You did something so dumb nobody even remembered to write you a letter.
I dressed up as a chicken for lunch and nobody laughed.
I wrote the whole class’s names on the wall and no one got mad.
I tried to teach the school bell how to dance and it just rang.
4
You caused chaos and nobody even had the guts to send you a letter.
I turned the music up to 100 and nobody yelled.
I told the janitor I was the king of the mop and he just nodded.
I ran out of the building screaming about spaghetti and no one chased me.
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You did something so crazy nobody even thought to write you a letter.
I took the principal’s coffee and drank it in front of everyone.
I convinced the school dog to wear a crown and nobody laughed.
I told the clock it was a fraud and it just ticked faster.
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You messed up so much nobody even had time to write you a letter.
I turned the classroom into a dance party and nobody stopped me.
I ate the entire math test and no one said a word.
I tried to explain my dog’s opinion on geometry and nobody cared.
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