I didn’t come here for a hair cut

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This phrase is like yelling at a slow waiter when you're hungry and ready to explode. You're not there for a haircut, you're there for results, or you're going to lose it.

I didn't come here for a haircut, I came to eat, not to watch you mess with my order.

The pizza was late. I said, 'I didn't come here for a haircut, I came for a pizza.'

He showed up at the meeting 20 minutes late. I told him, 'I didn't come here for a haircut, I came for a plan.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

You say this when you're not there for the small stuff. You're there for the big stuff, and if you don't get it, you're going to scream.

She showed up at the gym and said, 'I didn't come here for a haircut, I came to lift weights.'

He walked into the office and said, 'I didn't come here for a haircut, I came to get paid.'

At the movie theater, he yelled, 'I didn't come here for a haircut, I came to see the movie!'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

You're not there for the extra stuff. You're there for the main event. If you don't get it, you're going to be very angry.

He showed up at the party and said, 'I didn't come here for a haircut, I came for the drinks.'

The kid walked into the class and said, 'I didn't come here for a haircut, I came to learn.'

She walked into the restaurant and said, 'I didn't come here for a haircut, I came for the food.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

This is like telling a friend you're not there for the nonsense. You're there for the real stuff, and if you don't get it, you're going to be very upset.

He walked into the bar and said, 'I didn't come here for a haircut, I came for the drinks and the fun.'

She showed up at the meeting and said, 'I didn't come here for a haircut, I came for the answers.'

He walked into the store and said, 'I didn't come here for a haircut, I came for the discount.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

This is like when you're not there for the fluff. You're there for the meat and potatoes. If you don't get it, you're going to get very angry.

He walked into the office and said, 'I didn't come here for a haircut, I came for the money.'

She showed up at the class and said, 'I didn't come here for a haircut, I came for the knowledge.'

He walked into the gym and said, 'I didn't come here for a haircut, I came for the sweat.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago