I didn't come down in the last shower

You think I didn’t notice you took the last biscuit? I’ve been watching you like a hawk.

You said you were going to clean the toilet, and now you’re on the couch? I’m not that dumb.

You tried to sneak out of the pub, but I saw you. I’m not a rookie.

You tried to blame the dog for eating your homework, but I know it was you.

You said you’d help with the washing, and now you’re on the phone? I’ve seen your laziness before.

You tried to hide the fact you stole my lunch, but I was there the whole time.

You thought I didn’t know you took the last bit of cake? I’ve seen you do that before.

You said you’d do the dishes, but now you’re on your phone. I know what you’re up to.

You tried to say you were sick, but I saw you at the shops. I’m not that easy to fool.

You tried to say you were too tired to go to the pub, but I saw you at the bar. I’m not that easy to fool.

You said you’d help with the garden, but now you’re on your phone. I know what you’re up to.

You took the last bit of pie and blamed the cat. I’ve seen that before.

You said you were going to clean the car, but now you’re on the couch. I know what you’re up to.

You tried to say you were too busy to help with the cooking, but I saw you at the shops. I’m not that easy to trick.

You took the last bit of pizza and blamed the dog. I’ve seen that before.

You said you’d help with the laundry, but now you’re on your phone. I know what you’re up to.

You tried to blame the cat for eating your homework. I’ve seen that before.

You took the last bit of pie and said you were too full. I’m not that easy to trick.