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You said you fucked someone's dad in the most brutal way
I did your dad in the garage with a crowbar
Your dad was screaming like a baby
He looked like a pancake after I did your dad
i did your dad
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You told someone their dad was your new best friend and it was a lie
I did your dad and now he's my best friend
Your dad is my new best friend, and he's still alive
I did your dad, and he's my best friend now
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You told someone you took their dad on a date and it was a disaster
Your dad went on a date with me and got kicked out
He cried at the dinner table
Your dad and I went to the movies and he fell asleep
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You told someone their dad was your new pet and it was a joke
Your dad is my new pet and he eats pizza
He barked at me like a dog
Your dad is my pet, and he's still alive
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You said you kissed someone's dad and it was the worst
I kissed your dad and it was like kissing a fish
Your dad tasted like old socks
He had a beard and it was gross
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You told someone their dad was your new boss and it was a nightmare
Your dad is my new boss and he yells a lot
He gave me a 500 page report
He screamed at me for 10 minutes straight