i did ur mom

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I did your mom so hard she screamed like a banshee and told my dad to bring her more pizza

My mom said she didn't know how to thank me, so I just gave her a foot massage and a free taco

I did your mom and she said I was better than her ex

Your mom called me at 3 a. m. to say she was still recovering

I did your mom so rough she got a black eye and a new best friend

Your mom said I made her feel like a queen

I did your mom and she gave me a coupon for free ice cream

Your mom said I was the best thing since sliced bread

I did your mom so bad she had to take a bath and a nap just to recover

Your mom said I was better than her high school crush

I did your mom and she said I was the reason she smiled today

Your mom told my mom I was the best son she ever had