I Did Not Need A Suppository

I had a meeting. I didn’t need a poopy plug. My brain was working.

I didn’t need a poopy plug. My butt was fine. My boss didn’t know I was dying.

I had to pee. I didn’t need a poopy plug. My brain was working. My butt was not.

I didn’t need a butt plug. I was not crying in a bathroom. My boss saw me walk in.

I didn’t need a butt plug. I was not crying in a bathroom. I was just pretending.

I didn’t need a butt plug. I was not crying in a bathroom. I was eating a taco.

I didn’t need a butt plug. I didn’t want to die in a hallway. My boss saw me running.

I didn’t need a butt plug. I didn’t want to die in a hallway. I was just hungry.

I didn’t need a butt plug. I didn’t want to die in a hallway. I had a meeting.

I didn’t need a butt plug. I was not a baby. I was a grown-up.

I didn’t need a butt plug. I was not a baby. I was eating a pizza.

I didn’t need a butt plug. I was not a baby. My boss was mad.

I didn’t need a butt plug. I was not a dog. I was a human.

I didn’t need a butt plug. I was not a dog. I was eating a sandwich.

I didn’t need a butt plug. I was not a dog. My boss was yelling at me.

I didn’t need a butt plug. I was not a loser. I was a winner.

I didn’t need a butt plug. I was not a loser. I had a meeting.

I didn’t need a butt plug. I was not a loser. My boss was happy.