I did not come here to make friends!

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A loud, angry way to tell people you're not here to be nice or chill. You're here to win, to be the best, and to make everyone else look like failures.

'I did not come here to make friends! I came to make enemies and take your snacks!', from a middle schooler in a baking competition.

'I did not come here to make friends! I came here to win and be respected!', said by a guy who lost to his mom in a dance-off.

'I did not come here to make friends! I came to make you all cry!', from a guy who failed at karaoke.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

A stupid thing people say on TV when they are too proud to admit they’re scared. It’s like saying you’re not there for fun, but you are there for everyone to see you fail.

'I did not come here to make friends! I came to be the best and let you all know I am!', said by a guy who got eliminated in the first round.

'I did not come here to make friends! I came to win and eat all your food!', said by a girl who lost to a toddler.

'I did not come here to make friends! I came here to be the most dramatic person!', said by someone who cried when they lost a game of chess.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

A fake way to say you're not there to be nice. It’s like a kid who says they’re not there to be friends, but they’re there to argue and throw things.

'I did not come here to make friends! I came here to argue and win!', said by a kid who lost to his brother in a spelling bee.

'I did not come here to make friends! I came to be the most annoying person!', said by a kid who made everyone cry with a terrible joke.

'I did not come here to make friends! I came to make you all my enemies!', said by a kid who lost to a robot.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago