i did a poop

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I let out a giant dump that could knock out a horse
I did a poop so big it clogged the toilet and my brother had to use the shower.
I did a poop that made the whole house smell like rotten eggs and regret.
I did a poop and my mom said I was going to get grounded for it.
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I released a fart so bad it could end the world
I did a poop and my dog ran out of the room screaming.
I did a poop and my teacher smelled it from the hallway.
I did a poop and my lunch got thrown out because of the smell.
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I sat on the throne and let it all out like a superhero
I did a poop and my brother laughed so hard he fell off the couch.
I did a poop and my dad said it was the best one he'd ever seen.
I did a poop and my friend made a meme about it the next day.
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