I did a poo

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When you sit on the toilet like it's the final round of a battle and you let it all out like a war cry

I did a poo so loud my neighbor called the cops

That poo was like a rocket launch, I felt it in the next state

I did a poo so strong it made the toilet shake like a dog with a bone

When you drop a golden bomb in the toilet and it’s the best thing that ever happened to the toilet

I did a poo and it was like a royal decree from the throne of my butt

My poo was so good the toilet started giving me medals

I did a poo so perfect it should be in the Hall of Fame

When you let it rip like you're in a race and you're trying to win

I did a poo so fast it was like a sprint with a side of diarrhea

That poo was like a bullet from my butt, it went straight through the toilet

I did a poo so quick I almost beat my brother to the finish line