Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You're so good at whatever you're talking about that it makes you feel like you're giving it a blowjob.

I dick on that math test, I aced it and my teacher cried.

I dick on that pizza, it was so good I almost licked the box.

I dick on that movie, it was better than my ex's personality.

2

You just messed up something so bad it might as well be a crime.

I dick on that bet, I lost my lunch money and my dignity.

I dick on that text, I sent my mom a picture of my face and a dead fish.

I dick on that dance, I tripped over my own feet and my pants fell down.

3

You’re so turned on by a penis it might as well be a religion.

I dick on that guy, he’s got a sausage and I’m ready to worship it.

I dick on that statue, it’s got a tiny dick and I’m obsessed.

I dick on that drawing, it’s got a stick figure and I’m in heaven.

4

Gay guys saying they want to suck a dick, but they’re too scared to admit it.

I dick on that boy, he’s got a cock and I’m hiding in the bathroom.

I dick on that guy, he’s got a penis and I’m too shy to ask.

I dick on that man, he’s got a meat and I’m sweating like it’s finals.

5

Gay guys being gay and loving dicks, but they don’t know how to say it.

He’s so gay, he’s got a rainbow and a hard-on.

She’s so gay, she’d lick a toilet for a dick.

They’re so gay, they’re like a gay couple on a reality show.

6

You did something so stupid, it’s like you stuck your whole face in a toilet.

I am dick, I ate the whole pizza and then cried.

He am dick, he tripped into a pool and got stuck in the deep end.

You am dick, you texted your crush and said you love fish.

7

You want to put a dick in something, like a hole, a hand, or maybe even a mouth.

I dick on that hole, I want a hard one in there.

I dick on that hand, I want a tiny one in there.

I dick on that mouth, I want a big one in there.