I deserve it

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A fat person who eats a whole pizza and says ‘I deserve it’ because they did 10 push-ups.

I ate 3 slices of pizza and said I deserve it because I did 10 push-ups.

After running 1 mile, I ate a whole cake and said ‘I deserve it’.

I had a donut and said I worked out for 10 seconds.

When you take bad pills and get in trouble, but you still say you’re cool.

I took evil meds and got sent to jail, but I still said I was cool.

They gave me bad pills and I got suspended, but I still acted like a king.

I got forced pills and got in trouble, but I still said I was the best.

When you are too soft on yourself and don’t even fight back.

I let my friend walk all over me and said I was okay with it.

He insulted me and I just smiled and said I liked it.

She said I was ugly, and I just said thank you.

You snap a photo of Beni and send it to him because he was the best friend ever.

I took a selfie with Beni and sent it to him because he was the best.

I took a picture of Beni and texted him because he was kind.

I sent Beni a face snap because he was my hero.

You don’t know why you got punished, but you’re still going to beat them up.

I don’t know why I got sent to the office, but I still hit the teacher.

They gave me detention, but I still fought back.

I got a warning, but I still said I was going to kill them.