I depend on internet numbers for money

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What losers say when they beg for likes and views to keep their fake life going.

'I depend on internet numbers for money', said by a guy who only has 23 subscribers.

'I depend on internet numbers for money', said by a girl who streams her cat eating cereal.

'I depend on internet numbers for money', said by someone who doesn't know how to turn off the camera.

A phrase used by people who think views are real money and not just a fantasy.

'I depend on internet numbers for money', said by a guy who spent $100 on a 5-view boost.

'I depend on internet numbers for money', said by a girl who counts her followers like they’re gold.

'I depend on internet numbers for money', said by a man who thinks 100 likes equals a paycheck.

What people say when they're too lazy to do anything else but sit in front of a screen.

'I depend on internet numbers for money', said by a guy who barely moved all day.

'I depend on internet numbers for money', said by a girl who streams while eating pizza at 2 a. m.

'I depend on internet numbers for money', said by someone who hasn’t left their room since 2018.

A weak excuse for not having a real job or any skills.

'I depend on internet numbers for money', said by a guy who thinks 1,000 views is a career.

'I depend on internet numbers for money', said by a girl who uses a filter instead of a résumé.

'I depend on internet numbers for money', said by someone who doesn’t know how to count real money.

What people say when they’re too broke to buy anything but hope.

'I depend on internet numbers for money', said by a guy who’s broke but still buys a 10-view package.

'I depend on internet numbers for money', said by a girl who streams just to get 5 likes.

'I depend on internet numbers for money', said by someone who thinks 1,000 followers is a fortune.

A stupid way to explain why you’re not making any real cash.

'I depend on internet numbers for money', said by a guy who’s still using the same intro from 2014.

'I depend on internet numbers for money', said by a girl who streams just to remember her own name.

'I depend on internet numbers for money', said by someone who doesn’t know what real money feels like.