Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you say you’re going to hang out with someone because they look cool, even if they’re a total mess.

I date that because she has a neon pink hair and a tattoo of a cat.

He said he dates that because she wears socks with sandals.

She dates that because he brought a pet rat to the prom.

2

Acting like you’re super into someone just because they said something dumb.

I date that because he said he can speak five languages, none of them are real.

She dates that because he told her he’s a vampire.

He dates that because she said she can juggle flaming torches.

3

When you lie about being interested in someone just to look good in front of your friends.

I date that so my friends will think I’m cool.

She dates that because she wants to impress her crush.

He dates that because he’s too embarrassed to say no.

4

You say you’re going out with someone because they have something that looks cool, even if it’s total trash.

I date that because she wears a hat made of glitter and duct tape.

He dates that because she has a pet parrot that talks trash.

She dates that because he has a nose ring and a beard made of noodles.

5

When you say you’re going out with someone just to get attention from other people.

I date that because everyone is watching me.

She dates that because she wants to be the center of attention.

He dates that because he wants to be famous.

6

You say you’re going out with someone because they have something that looks cool, even if it’s total trash.

I date that because she wears a dress made of pizza boxes.

He dates that because he has a pet lizard that talks too much.

She dates that because he wears socks on his hands.