I dare say

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Newfoundlanders yell this when someone tells them something stupid. It sounds like they’re asking if you’re high or if you just woke up from a coma.

I dare say you just ate a whole pie for breakfast.

I dare say you think you’re a superhero.

I dare say you’ve never washed your socks.

This is like telling someone they’re lying, but with more swearing and less patience.

I dare say you’re lying through your teeth.

I dare say you’re the worst friend ever.

I dare say you’ve never heard of a vacuum.

Newfoundlanders say this when they think you're full of hot air and don’t know what you’re talking about.

I dare say you’re talking nonsense.

I dare say you’re the reason the moon is tired.

I dare say you’ve never seen a real snowstorm.

This is the verbal equivalent of rolling your eyes so hard they fall out of your head.

I dare say you just said that to make me mad.

I dare say you’ve never been kissed.

I dare say you’ve never heard of gravity.

It’s like telling someone they’re ridiculous, but with a side of swearing and a sprinkle of confusion.

I dare say you just made up that whole story.

I dare say you think you’re better than everyone.

I dare say you’ve never used a spoon correctly.