I da even ken eh

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‘I da even ken eh’ is what hash heeds say when they’re too drunk to think and too lazy to care. It means they have no clue what’s going on.
‘I da even ken eh why we’re fighting again?’
‘I da even ken eh what time it is.’
‘I da even ken eh who just texted me.’
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‘I da even ken eh’ is like a hash heed’s way of saying they’re a brain-dead idiot who doesn’t know anything.
‘I da even ken eh how to turn this f***ing thing on.’
‘I da even ken eh what day it is.’
‘I da even ken eh who the f*** I’m talking to.’
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‘I da even ken eh’ is when hash heeds are so f***ed up they can’t even pretend they know what’s happening.
‘I da even ken eh why I’m wearing my pants inside out.’
‘I da even ken eh what I just said.’
‘I da even ken eh where I live.’
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‘I da even ken eh’ is what hash heeds say when they’re too thick to know they’re thick.
‘I da even ken eh why I’m shouting at my mum.’
‘I da even ken eh what I did with my keys.’
‘I da even ken eh what day it is.’
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‘I da even ken eh’ is a hash heed’s way of telling you they’re a f***ing disaster who can’t even think straight.
‘I da even ken eh why I’m wearing my socks on my hands.’
‘I da even ken eh where my car is.’
‘I da even ken eh why I’m talking to myself.’
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‘I da even ken eh’ is when hash heeds are so lazy they can’t even bother to think.
‘I da even ken eh why I’m still wearing yesterday’s f***ing pants.’
‘I da even ken eh how to open the f***ing door.’
‘I da even ken eh what time it is.’
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