Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you do the nastiest kind of work for money and no one cares

I cut fruit for six hours and got paid less than a pizza.

My boss said I cut fruit like a pro, but I just wanted to scream.

I cut fruit in a place that smelled like old socks and regret.

2

The dirtiest way to make cash, like you’re feeding the devil

I cut fruit in a place that made me want to quit and cry.

My coworkers laugh at me because I cut fruit like it’s a punishment.

I cut fruit for a living and I’m not even proud of it.

3

Doing the worst job ever, just to pay the bills and feel ashamed

I cut fruit and my hands smelled like a rotten fruit market.

I cut fruit for so long, I started talking to the knives.

I cut fruit like it was my last chance to be cool.

4

A job so bad, you wish you were getting spanked instead

I cut fruit and my boss said I was the worst ever.

I cut fruit for three days and I still can’t get that smell out of my hair.

I cut fruit and I felt like I was being tortured by a fruit monster.

5

When you’re doing the grossest job ever and no one is happy

I cut fruit and it was like I was in a fruit prison.

I cut fruit and my hands felt like they were covered in fruit jail.

I cut fruit and I got yelled at by a man who looked like a fruit monster.

6

Working in a place that smells like a fruit landfill and you’re not getting paid enough

I cut fruit for eight hours and I wanted to throw up.

I cut fruit and my boss said I was the worst in the whole fruit kingdom.

I cut fruit and I got stuck with the worst fruit of them all.