I crush the tiki

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When I smash the tiki like it’s my last meal and I’m in a prison cafeteria.

I crush the tiki and the tiki screamed like my cousin at a funeral.

I crush the tiki and it was the tiki’s birthday.

I crush the tiki and the tiki’s mom called the principal.

I take the tiki and make it my personal punching bag. No mercy. No breaks. Just pain.

I crush the tiki because it looked at me like my ex on a Tuesday.

I crush the tiki and the tiki said 'this is the worst day ever.'

I crush the tiki and the tiki had a 3 PM nap.

I eat the tiki for breakfast. No forks. No plates. Just raw tiki guts and my hatred.

I crush the tiki and it was the tiki’s first day of school.

I crush the tiki and the tiki was crying like my dog when I took its toy.

I crush the tiki and it was the tiki’s first time seeing a toilet.