Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you cry so hard your brain short-circuits and you die

My computer crashed and I cried so much I died.

I got a 100% on my math test and then I crie.

My dog ate my homework and I crie.

2

Crying so much it feels like your eyes are leaking motor oil

I saw my dad cry and I crie.

My mom yelled at me and I crie.

I got a bad grade and I crie.

3

When you’re so sad you think you’re going to explode and then you die

My phone died and I crie.

My pet died and I crie.

I failed my test and I crie.

4

Crying so hard you turn into a puddle and then you die

I cried so much my face turned into a puddle.

I saw a sad movie and I crie.

I got a bad haircut and I crie.

5

When you cry so much your nose turns into a waterfall and you die

My nose was running like a waterfall and I died.

I cried so much my nose was a waterfall.

I got dumped and I crie.

6

Crying so much it looks like you’re leaking spaghetti and then you die

I cried so much my eyes were leaking spaghetti.

My mom cried and she looked like she was leaking spaghetti.

I crie because my spaghetti was bad.