I crashed my phone

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I smashed my phone so bad it’s like it got hit by a truck and then stepped on by a giant
My phone is now a brick. I’m not even mad, I’m just sad.
I dropped it in the toilet and it screamed.
I hit it with a hammer and it cried.
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My phone is so broken it’s like it got run over by a bulldozer and then laughed at
I dropped it in a bowl of soup and now it’s a soggy mess.
It got hit by a car and now it’s just a sad little piece of plastic.
I dropped it on the floor and it broke like it was made of glass.
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My phone is dead, and it’s not coming back, and I know it
I hit it with a bat and now it’s just a pile of broken parts.
I dropped it in a pool and now it’s a wet, sad phone.
It got stepped on by my dog and now it’s barely alive.
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