I crap you negative

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A fancy way of saying I'm not lying and I'm ready to back it up with a whole lot of poop.

I crap you negative, I saw that whole thing with my own eyes.

I crap you negative, I was there when it happened.

I crap you negative, and if you don't believe me, I'll prove it with a poop test.

When you're not just lying, you're lying so hard you're gonna need a toilet to back it up.

I crap you negative, I wouldn't lie to you about something this big.

I crap you negative, I’ve been through worse than this.

I crap you negative, and if I'm wrong, I'll eat a whole bowl of spaghetti.

A swear-heavy way of telling someone you're telling the absolute truth and you're not afraid to back it up with a whole lot of crap.

I crap you negative, and I'd bet my lunch money on it.

I crap you negative, I'm not the kind of person who would lie to you.

I crap you negative, and if I'm lying, I'll let you take a poop test.