Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when you just smoked crack and you're so high you think your pants are on fire and your friend is a wizard.

I cracket so hard I thought my sock was a portal to another dimension.

After the third hit, I cracket and started talking to the ceiling like it was my ex.

I cracket so much I tried to eat my phone because it looked like a snack.

2

when you do crack so much you're high and your brain is like a broken toaster.

I cracket and suddenly my math teacher was a giant frog.

I cracket so bad I tried to turn my homework into a sandwich.

I cracket and my mom's voice was coming out of the toaster.

3

when you just did crack and you're so high you think you're a superhero and your friend is the villain.

I cracket and flew my chair into the wall like it was a spaceship.

I cracket so much I tried to punch the sun.

I cracket and my dog started doing karate.

4

when you do crack and you're so high you think your friend is a alien and your phone is a spaceship.

I cracket and my friend turned into a robot.

I cracket so much I tried to message Mars.

I cracket and my mom's voice was in my cereal.

5

when you just did crack and you're so high you think you're a god and your friend is the devil.

I cracket and I started talking to the lightbulb like it was my boss.

I cracket so bad I tried to summon a dragon with my phone.

I cracket and my dog was yelling at my math teacher.

6

when you do crack and you're so high you think you're a king and your friend is your prisoner.

I cracket and I made my chair a throne.

I cracket so much I tried to jail my math homework.

I cracket and my dog was doing the jailbreak.