I couldn't help but stare

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You saw something so hot you forgot how to blink and just stared like a dumbass.

My cousin walked in wearing a tank top and I forgot how to breathe.

I saw my teacher's tattoo and my eyes locked on it like it was a prison break.

That guy at the mall had a beard so smooth I stared like I was on a date.

You saw someone so good-looking you turned into a statue and forgot how to move.

My crush walked into the room and I became a statue.

My mom’s new boyfriend was so handsome I forgot how to eat.

I saw my dog’s owner and I stared like I was in a trance.

You saw someone so fine you dropped everything and stared like a starved raccoon at a buffet.

I saw my neighbor’s new outfit and I stared like I was on fire.

My friend’s girlfriend walked in and I stared like I had a second chance at life.

I saw my uncle’s new haircut and I stared like it was the best pizza ever.