I couldnt care less

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Means the person is so lazy they wouldn't even bother to care if you died in a fire.

I couldn't care less if your dog pooped on my shoes.

My ex texted me. I couldn't care less.

I couldn't care less if the world ended tomorrow.

Means the person is so full of themselves they think your problems are a waste of their time.

I couldn't care less that you failed your math test.

I couldn't care less if your mom called me.

I couldn't care less if you spilled coffee on my shirt.

Means the person is so tired they would rather sleep than listen to your drama.

I couldn't care less if you broke up with your crush.

I couldn't care less that your cat ran away.

I couldn't care less if you got detention.

Means the person is so used to being ignored they don't even flinch when you talk to them.

I couldn't care less that your dog barked all night.

I couldn't care less if you lost your phone.

I couldn't care less that your lunch was gross.