Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A way of saying something looks tiny enough to gobble down whole, like a rat in a microwave.

Man, that phone is like a pebble. I could eat it.

This new smartwatch is so small, I could eat it and still have room for a burger.

That speaker is about the size of a chicken nugget. I could eat it.

2

When you’re not hungry, but you’ll take the food anyway because you’re lazy and don’t want to think.

I’m not hungry, but I could eat it. It’s easier than thinking.

I could eat it, but only if it’s pizza.

I could eat it, but only if it’s not salad.

3

The best part of a haiku, because who doesn’t want to eat something random?

I could eat it, and that’s the best line of the haiku.

The haiku was weak, but I could eat it made it good.

That haiku was okay, but I could eat it saved it.

4

When you're so angry you want to chew up a baby like a snack.

My mom said I failed my test. I could eat it.

He said I was ugly. I could eat it.

That kid stole my snack. I could eat it.

5

A line from a movie where a guy gives a woman a long tongue bath, like she’s a lollipop.

He said, 'I could eat it.' And then he licked her for 10 minutes.

That scene was gross, but I could eat it.

I could eat it, and that’s the most famous line from that movie.

6

What a dumb guy said on a podcast when he saw a celebrity eating a weird body part.

That guy said, 'I could eat it,' and he meant a kangaroo penis.

He saw a kangaroo penis and said, 'I could eat it.'

On the podcast, he said, 'I could eat it,' and that’s when I knew he was an idiot.

7

When you are so hungry, you could eat a frog, and it’s buttered and that’s even better.

I haven’t eaten in three days. I could eat it.

That frog is buttered. I could eat it.

I could eat it, and that frog is the best meal I’ve ever seen.