I could be a zookeeper, but I'm not...

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A reply to someone who says something so dumb and useless it makes your brain hurt and you want to punch them.

'I could be a zookeeper, but I'm not.' after my friend said his pet goldfish is a philosopher.

'I could be a zookeeper, but I'm not.' when my cousin told me her cat's favorite song is 'Bohemian Rhapsody.'

'I could be a zookeeper, but I'm not.' after my teacher explained why the sky is blue like it's the most important thing ever.

What you say when someone wastes your time with a stupid idea that only they think is cool.

'I could be a zookeeper, but I'm not.' after my friend said he wants to be a unicorn trainer.

'I could be a zookeeper, but I'm not.' when my neighbor told me he wants to start a llama farm in his backyard.

'I could be a zookeeper, but I'm not.' after my mom said she wants to be a penguin whisperer.

You say this when someone’s idea is so bad it makes you want to throw a banana at them.

'I could be a zookeeper, but I'm not.' after my friend said he wants to be a flamingo DJ.

'I could be a zookeeper, but I'm not.' when my brother told me he wants to be a squirrel rapper.

'I could be a zookeeper, but I'm not.' after my dad said he wants to be a koala taxidermist.