i could agree

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when you're lazy enough to say you agree but only if it's easy
'Yeah, I could agree you're a mess but only if you stop talking.'
'I could agree with that, but only if I don't have to do anything about it.'
'I could agree with you, but only if you stop being right.'
2
when you say you agree, but only if it doesn't require any thinking or effort
'I could agree with you if you stop being annoying.'
'I could agree with that, but only if I get to ignore it later.'
'I could agree, but only if I don't have to act on it.'
3
when you say you agree just to avoid the trouble of actually doing something about it
'I could agree with you, but I don't want to fix it.'
'I could agree, but I'd rather just pretend it's not true.'
'I could agree with that, but only if I don't have to admit it.'
4
when you say you agree, but only if it sounds cool or makes you look good
'I could agree with you, but only if I get to be the cool one.'
'I could agree with that, but only if it makes me look smarter.'
'I could agree with you if it helps me win the argument.'
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when you say you agree just to keep the conversation going and avoid being wrong
'I could agree with you, but only if you stop being right.'
'I could agree with that, but only if I don't have to say anything else.'
'I could agree with you, but only if I don't have to be wrong.'
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