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It’s like throwing a tiny clue into a person’s face, hoping they’re smart enough to catch it. If they aren’t, you’re just covering your own butt and everyone else’s.

I confirm that I took the last pizza slice

I confirm that I did not kill my pet goldfish

I confirm that I am not, in fact, a robot

by Slangipedia 12d ago

It's the fake confidence of someone who thinks they're cool, but actually just copied the comment from a random person on YouTube who also spelled 'English' right.

I confirm that I live in America

I confirm that I am fluent in English

I confirm that I have never been to another country

by Slangipedia 12d ago

He said it and instantly regretted it like he bit into a sour lemon and realized he was still wearing a clown suit.

I confirm that I am not going to apologize

I confirm that I did not lose the bet

I confirm that I still have my hair

by Slangipedia 12d ago