I configure that out

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What you say with a smug grin when everyone else is scratching their heads over a mess, but you just rearrange the pieces like they’re your toys and make it all work.
My boss threw a fit about the server crashing. I just added a firewall and said, 'I configure that out.'
The plumbing in my apartment was leaking everywhere. I said, 'I configure that out,' and fixed it with duct tape and a prayer.
My friend’s phone wouldn’t charge. I said, 'I configure that out,' and it worked because I knew the secret code to the universe.
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When you brag that you made everything work by fiddling with parts others thought were stuck forever, like you had a magic wand.
My sister couldn’t get her printer to print. I messed with the settings and said, 'I configure that out.'
The whole team was stuck on the project. I just tweaked one line of code and said, 'I configure that out.'
My friend’s Wi-Fi was down. I changed the router and said, 'I configure that out.'
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You say it like you’re the only one who knows how to make broken things work again, even though you just guessed it.
My dad’s car wouldn’t start. I turned the key twice and said, 'I configure that out.'
My mom’s phone was frozen. I hit it with a hammer and said, 'I configure that out.'
My brother’s game wouldn’t load. I said, 'I configure that out,' and it worked because I was right this time.
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What you say when you’re the only one who sees how to fix a mess, and you don’t care if others think you’re a show-off.
The app crashed again. I just changed the code and said, 'I configure that out.'
My friend’s laptop wouldn’t connect to the internet. I said, 'I configure that out,' and I was right.
The whole class was confused by the math problem. I just rearranged the numbers and said, 'I configure that out.'
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You say it like you’re the only one smart enough to make a mess work again, even if you just had a lucky guess.
My phone wouldn’t charge. I said, 'I configure that out,' and it worked because I had a lucky guess.
The printer was spitting out nonsense. I said, 'I configure that out,' and it was because I knew the secret password.
My dad’s TV was broken. I just plugged it in again and said, 'I configure that out.'
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You say it when you see a problem that others can’t fix, and you just fiddle with parts until it works, even if it takes you 10 minutes.
The whole team was stuck on the code. I fiddled with it for 10 minutes and said, 'I configure that out.'
My friend’s game wouldn’t run. I messed with the settings for 10 minutes and said, 'I configure that out.'
The printer wasn’t working. I messed with it for 10 minutes and said, 'I configure that out.'
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