I Come in Peace

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A stupid line said by fake space warriors when they crash-land somewhere and hope no one kills them.

'I come in peace', said by a guy wearing a neon vest and a helmet who just walked into a Walmart.

'I come in peace', yelled by a kid who got caught stealing candy from the store.

'I come in peace', said by a guy who just flew a drone into a pizza shop.

A movie from the 90s that looked like it was made by a kid with a camcorder and a bad haircut.

That movie was so bad, I watched it in the back of a bus and fell asleep mid-battle.

The movie had more explosions than my mom’s arguments.

I tried to explain it to my dog, and he just stared at me like I was crazy.

A song so loud and wild, it makes your neighbor’s dog run away screaming.

I heard that song and my dog ran out of the house like it was on fire.

That song came on, and I jumped up and started dancing like I was at a rave.

My mom said it was the worst thing she ever heard, and she’s never been to a rave.