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What sad, lonely people yell at the weekend when no one invites them anywhere.
"I come?! I come?! I come?!", John, 3:00 a. m. on Friday night
"I come? I don’t even know where I come from!", Sarah, texting her best friend
"I come! I come! I come!", Mike, screaming at the empty house
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The part that makes everything worse.
"You said I come? I come? I come?!", Tom, at the pizza place
"I come! And I come! And I come!", Lisa, texting her ex
"I come, and I come, and I come!", Mark, crying in the hallway
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The worst kind of human. They think they’re invited to everything, even when they’re not. They’ll make up crazy lies and never take no for an answer.
"I come! I come! I come!", Jake, at the party
"I come, and I come, and I come!", Taylor, messaging the group chat
"I come! I come! I come!", Alex, standing in front of the door
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What the dealer says when they’re on their way to bring you your fix. They’re not even going to ask you if you’re ready. They’re just coming.
"I come! I come! I come!", The dealer, riding his bike
"I come, and I come, and I come!", The dealer, texting you
"I come! I come! I come!", The dealer, running to your house
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What movie characters say when they arrive somewhere new and expect everyone to welcome them like royalty. Also the name of a cool movie and a kick-ass song.
"I come! I come! I come!", The hero, walking into the new world
"I come, and I come, and I come!", The hero, talking to the aliens
"I come! I come! I come!", The hero, fighting the big monster
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A Green Day song that makes you feel like you're in love and also really confused. It’s about a relationship that went from awesome to messy.
"I come! I come! I come!", Green Day, playing the song
"I come, and I come, and I come!", A girl, listening to it on her phone
"I come! I come! I come!", A guy, singing it in the shower
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What lazy people say to make their life sound harder than it actually is. It’s like they’re trying to impress you with how tough they are.
"I come! I come! I come!", A guy, telling his story
"I come, and I come, and I come!", A girl, bragging about her life
"I come! I come! I come!", A man, complaining about everything
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