Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A lazy person's way of saying they're shocked, like they just got hit by a truck and a pizza.

I ‘clare my pants are on fire!

I ‘clare I just ate a whole cake for breakfast.

I ‘clare I’m gonna fail this class.

2

A fancy way of saying 'Oh my god' but with more swear words and less dignity.

I ‘clare I just saw my dog eat my homework.

I ‘clare I’m gonna die from this pizza.

I ‘clare I just failed my math test.

3

When someone says they're surprised, but they're really just mad and don't know how to act like they're not.

I ‘clare I just got yelled at by my mom.

I ‘clare I just ate three slices of pizza in one go.

I ‘clare I just spilled my soda on my teacher.

4

A southern way of saying 'Oh no' that sounds like it came from a broken radio and a drunk person.

I ‘clare I just got grounded for a week.

I ‘clare I just got my hair cut by my brother.

I ‘clare I just failed my science test.

5

A slow, loud way of saying 'I can't believe this' that sounds like it was yelled from a mountain.

I ‘clare I just got my first tattoo.

I ‘clare I just ate a whole pizza by myself.

I ‘clare I just got a D on my math test.

6

A southern swear word that means 'I'm so surprised I might explode' but they just say it like it's normal.

I ‘clare I just got yelled at by my teacher.

I ‘clare I just ate two whole pizzas for dinner.

I ‘clare I just spilled my soda on my shirt.