I CHOOSE NOAAAAAAH!!!!!

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You realize I was right about talking to women, and you feel like an idiot.

I told you she'd say yes. You're just a dummy.

You’re still crying in the bathroom because I called you out.

You're now the guy who couldn't pick up a woman and you're screaming my name.

You were wrong about everything, and now you’re screaming my name like it’s the last thing you’ll ever do.

You lost your bet and now you’re yelling my name in a crowded restaurant.

You’re on the floor crying while I laugh at you.

You called me a fool, and now you’re screaming my name like it’s your last word.

You’re so wrong you’re screaming my name like you’re trying to summon me from the dead.

You’re yelling my name in the middle of the street like you think I’ll save you.

You’re screaming my name in a DM like it’s your final hope.

You’re so wrong you’re yelling my name in a group chat like it’s a spell.

You lost so hard you’re screaming my name like it’s your last breath.

You lost the bet and now you’re yelling my name in the middle of a bar.

You’re on the floor screaming my name like it’s your final moment.

You’re crying while yelling my name like you’re dying.

You were so wrong you’re yelling my name like you think I’ll make it all better.

You’re screaming my name in the grocery store like I’ll fix your life.

You’re yelling my name in the car like it’s your last hope.

You’re crying while yelling my name like I can save you.

You’re so wrong you’re yelling my name like you’re trying to bring me back from the dead.

You’re screaming my name in a DM like I’m your final hope.

You’re yelling my name in the park like I’ll save you from your embarrassment.

You’re on the floor screaming my name like I’m your last resort.