I Changed the Garbage

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A stupid song you made when you were a clueless kid, thinking you were cool because you knew the words to a song by a dead guy.

My mom still sings it in the shower. It’s embarrassing.

I tried to text it to my friend. He blocked me.

My dog howled at it. It was like a horror movie.

A trashy little tune you made when you thought you were the king of the world, but you were just a kid with a bad voice.

I played it at my brother's wedding. He left.

My teacher made me sing it in front of the class. I died.

My cousin texted me: 'Please stop.'

A stupid song you wrote when you had nothing better to do, and you still think it’s the best thing ever.

I posted it on TikTok. Zero likes.

I played it in the car. My dad threw a sandwich at me.

My friend said it’s the worst thing he’s ever heard.