I Carry

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You're so good at the game that you're killing everyone else and making your team look like total failures. You're basically the reason the team didn't get destroyed.

Bro, you carried us like we were babies and you were the strongest man on Earth.

I carried that squad so hard, they looked like they were playing with a bunch of retirees.

You carried us like we were all on a losing streak and you were a god.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

You bring a weapon or a bag full of stuff just in case someone tries to beat you up or steal your snacks.

I brought a knife and a bag of chips, I’m not dying and I’m not hungry.

I had a gun in my bag, I was ready to fight or eat.

I had a bag full of weapons, I was like the ultimate survivalist.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

You said something so stupid, it was like you were a total embarrassment and no one would ever talk to you again.

I said that and it was like I died in front of everyone.

I said that and my friends looked at me like I was a total failure.

I said that and now I’m the most uncool person in the room.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

You're talking to someone you like and you say something super awkward, just like Baby did with Johnny and that watermelon.

I said that to my crush and it was like I was a total idiot.

I was talking to my crush and I said something so weird, I felt like a total dork.

I said that to my crush and now I’m going to be the laughing stock of the school.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

She’s been sleeping with so many guys, she’s like a total sex machine and the only thing that can satisfy her now is a giant watermelon.

She carried a watermelon and it was like she had slept with the entire school.

She carried a watermelon, like she was the most popular girl in the world.

She carried a watermelon and I was like, that girl is a total legend.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

He’s the biggest virgin in the school, no one even knows his name and he’s like the most unpopular kid in the universe.

He’s a total virgin and no one even knows who he is.

He was so uncool, he was like the most unpopular kid ever.

He was the biggest virgin and the most unpopular kid in the school.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

She’s got so much blood coming out, it’s like she’s been through a war and she’s just trying to survive.

She was bleeding like she had been in a war.

She looked like she had been through hell and back.

She had so much blood, it was like she was dying and she didn’t even know it.

by Slangipedia 11d ago