I Carrot You

I Carrot You because you spilled my coffee and it was my favorite one

I Carrot You because you took the last slice of pizza and it was the crusty part

I Carrot You because you forgot my birthday and I had to text you to remember

I Carrot You because you kept singing the wrong lyrics to my favorite song

I Carrot You because you said you’d help and then you ghosted me

I Carrot You because you tried to text me while I was in the middle of a game

I Carrot You because you ruined my hair with that stupid hair clip

I Carrot You because you lied about being good at math

I Carrot You because you told everyone my secret and I had to fake a laugh