Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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You say this when a brain-dead kid thinks he’s Captain America because he got a toy and now he’s trying to act cool.

I cap, he just wore his toy shield like it was real.

I cap, he tried to fight me with a foam sword.

I cap, he thought he was Iron Man because he had a helmet.

2

You say this when you were promised a blow-job but all you got was a hand-job and you’re too lazy to complain.

I cap, she said she’d blow me, but she just grabbed my junk.

I cap, she said she’d do it all night, but she fell asleep on my arm.

I cap, I thought it was a blow-job, but it was just a hand-job.

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You say this when you know someone’s lying because they just said 'no cap' and you know they’re full of crap.

I cap, he said no cap, but he’s been lying all day.

I cap, she said no cap, but she’s been stealing my snacks.

I cap, he said no cap, but he’s been cheating on his mom.

4

You say this when you can feel the lie coming, like you can smell a fart in a bathroom.

I sense a lie, he said he finished his homework, but I know he didn’t.

I sense a lie, she said she’d come to the party, but she’s still at home.

I sense a lie, he said he’d beat me up, but he’s scared of my dog.

5

You say this when someone is clearly lying, and it’s like they’re trying to trick you with a bad fart.

I cap, he said he got an A, but I know he failed.

I cap, she said she’d be here in five minutes, but she’s still eating breakfast.

I cap, he said he’d finish the game, but he’s still crying from losing.

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You say this when you think someone is lying about something they said they were going to do.

I cap, he said he’d do the job, but he’s still at home.

I cap, she said she’d come to the party, but she’s still sleeping.

I cap, he said he’d beat me, but he’s still running from my dog.

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You say this when someone is trying to trick you, like they’re trying to lie but you see through it like it’s obvious.

I cap, he said he’d win the game, but he’s still losing.

I cap, she said she’d come to the party, but she’s still at home.

I cap, he said he’d finish the job, but he’s still at work.